I'm not dead, I promise!

So I haven't written in this for awhile, sorry!
(That's assuming anyone even gives a shit enough to read this.. wishful thinking.)

Let me start by saying the shout out of the day- Shannon Ireland!! (and everyone else in the Party Pit)
Our room is at its peak of cleanliness that it has been out of the past 3 weeks. That's not a huge accomplishment considering I'm only saying that because there is no pee in any of our beds or barf on the floor. Kudos 222!

Random thoughts/questions of the day:
-Why do the majority of smart females feel the need to be so brash? Ya I tweeted about this, but it's a serious issue that I'm currently dealing with. Like hi, we know you're smart (especially those tricks in my HONORS class.. you don't usually get into honors classes if you have the IQ of a small child/hamster..) so you don't need to have a superiority complex to pair with your intimidating vocabulary and dykey wardrobe..
Listen up, being smarter than most guys you chose to potentially fornicate with should be seen as a blessing, not a curse (who doesn't love the upper hand in the relationship, even though by relationship I may mean for one night.) Helllllo confidence booster!
Annnnd furthermore, if these girls don't see it that way then for the love of God, STOP COCKBLOCKING THE SMARTER GIRLS WHO DO SEE IT AS A GOOD THING. Guys automatically think that because my IQ is in the triple digits that I'm like some man-hating, bra burning, dick ripper. Not true, at least not all 3..

- I am not the official on moral standards by any means but there is one thing that I refuse to do/tolerate, lying. If there's something that you feel like you have to lie about, you need to reevaluate your shit homes. Plus you'll always get caught in a lie, it may not happen right away, but that makes it even worse when someone does find out the truth.
Just remember, Karma is a serious bitch.

I'm going to try something new.. I'm going to dissect ridiculous lyrics every once in awhile.
>>Let me preface by saying that 143 is one of my favorite songs of the moment so clearly moronic lyrics such as these do sell albums, and spark obsessions. So keep writing them you brianiacs, you!
(Bobby Brackins' lyrics are first, my input is next, after the *)

Here goes:
Pop bottles in the club
Yes we can
I don't even care if you a lesbian
That just means we got some common interest
*Thank God that you found something in common, you both like girls! Wait... doesn't that mean she's not going to be going for you?... Minor set back

Spark my trees then I'll spark your interest.
Okay
*Probs not the epitome of lyrical genius to rhyme interest with interest, but as you said, "okayyy"

Lets pop some bubbly
Tell me you in love with me
*She's drunk.. duh.

No golf but club with me I'm big like double D's.
*Brilliant.

Poppin in cities I ain't heard of
Let me see your titties baby pull that shirt up
*Does that actually work?.. If you're playing in cities I've never heard of I'm probably not going to be impressed (just sayyyyin') but clearly you asked this question AFTER "poppin some bubbly" for a reason.. good call.

Lift that skirt up got buns like a burger
*Thank you?

Do the most not the minimum
You not a wage worker.

*So contrary to popular belief video girls don't get paid monetarily... hmm... however are they compensated for their charitable contributions to society? Herpes, The Clap, sharing rappers with other girls? (I hope they get tax write-offs for all that selflessness!) Silly me.. there's clearly things that money just can't buy.

That is all.. but not to fret- it's Thursday, that means my weekend starts in T-minus 4 hours.. so good stories shall surface soon enough.
(Not to mention that I'm canning tonight to raise money for IUDM, hilarity shall ensue.)

Peace and Pussy.

Last Night at the Zeeeeebs

Last night I raged with a total of about.... 9 people. Not that I'm complaining I was lovin on it.

Pros of last night:
- Had my absolute BEST bpong game of the history of bpong games, I ran shit on that table.
- Gorged myself with Pizza X (as per usual).. FO FREEEEE. (Pahhhraiiise)
- Unearthed/rocked/wore Nathan's gay-boy cowboy boots all night..
- Drank hella good liquor, "Seagram's" mahhhh shit.
- Was told that Betsy and I were "the most hilar girls I've ever met in my life." (naturally)
- Heard a fully-grown man say "dirt magurt" (b-e-a-utifulllll!)
- Got driven home in an $80,000 Porsche. NBD.
- No hangovvver.

Cons of last night:
- Got called PLUS SIZE, thank you NOT.
- Said I had some "meat"
- Got granny dumped.

^ Clearly the pros outweighed the cons.
Party on party people.

Beware of True False Quizes and Annorexics

So I have a 9:30 AM Honors class, Urban Problems and Solutions. We got a pop quiz yesterday with 5 minutes left of class soooo naturally it being a true-false quiz I just went to town without reading the directions. I was stressing out while answering 20 true-false questions about the damn amendments so I just said fuggg it and added approximately 5 trues.
When leaving that class a 4ft tall ginger frosh said "didn't you read the directions? It said they were all false."
Ok well eff you ginger-baby, of course I didn't read the directions: it's 10 in the morning on a Thursday, I'm a sophomore, and there was 20 freaking questions... and then there's the main reason- IT'S TRUE-FALSE.. What the hell directions could there be for a damn true-false quiz?!
Well lesson learned, read the directions no matter what. I now have to drop that quiz as my worst grade, when I could've gotten an 100%.
FML

Later in the day, my "friend" told me that her new diet is "not eating."
Well as cute as that is, it's not cute. Not only is not cute to be emaciated, it's even less cute to be a grouchy beeotch.
When parting ways I JOKINGLY told her "Have a great day and stop being anno!"
In response she said "You're just jealous I'm skinny, maybe you should try it."
Well, thanks but no thanks. I'd rather eat and be nice than not and be a bitch.
EAT AND BE MERRY!

Video of the day:
(When all of this previous shit happened, it didn't phase me after I watch this little gem of a vid.)
http://www.mojvideo.com/video-cazwell-ice-cream-truck/baf403af920d9f45671f

^compliments of Molly Ryanmiller.

What's good Perrysburg?

Seems like ever since the class of 2009 officially left the building our school that we all loved to hate and hated to love is going into the shitter..
1. The state cut our funding.
2. As a result they are cutting 54 teachers and numerous programs.. yikes!
2. Our freshmen class is a bunch of raging whores.. there's a prego one?!
....Really? That girl can't be more than 14 or 15 years old.
She wouldn't even qualify for MTV's "16 and Pregnant," that show is incentive enough to hold off on baby making for a year or so; at least get endorsed by MTV for your irresponsibility.

What is going on with the 43551??
We can't even wear white trash bags for games anymore.. we're no better than Maumee.. Rossford, we still probably are but that's not hard.
^this part is somewhat of a joke.. I had to throw in some stereotypical Perrysburg bitchiness. I have friends in both places. :]

I say that this summer the class of 2009 needs to come back and get this shithole back on track.
None of this stuff happened when we were around..
Just saying.

Cherry Popper.

This is my first blog, I doubt that any of you care to read it. To be quite honest I did this for three reasons:
1. Everyone else is.. (so naturally I have to stay on top of my game).
2. For shits and gigs.. we all know I love to talk.
3. I have to journal for my Stress Management class sooooo might as well make it interesting.

Random Facts of the Day: -I keep getting headaches, it's stressing me out. -After today's events, I am almost positive I have severe ADHD. -The new "Blackberry 5.0" is the bomb.com.
-I can't wait for summer, but I don't want to leave IU.

Quote of the day:
"You might have to lose control before you could find out what you'd been missing."-Jodi Picoult

It's thunderstorming outside and I love it.